Dust Off Your Fax Machines!!! It's Valentines Day!

Happy Valentines Day!

That's right, it's that time of year to dust off your fax machines!

You heard me right.

In fact, just in case they come back in style you should probably round up a pager too.
(quick sidenote, the only time I've even heard of anyone using a pager any more is the Narcotics Anonymous add in the local newspaper...don't give me that look...it's a small paper...I read it ALL.)

Why would you need to use your fax machine? (and/or pager)

Because the Sweet hearts at  Walmart told me so....


yep...you know, the ones that say things like LOVE YOU, SWEETIE PIE, you know, crap like that.

Apparently these are the new ones....

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Obviously the ones that I purchased (last week) for my kidlet to pass out at school are a decade old:  

FAX ME.