I know that it seems like I am....especially once you read this post, but honestly, I love dogs (ok...83% of the time.)
Anyways, I have a cousin (yes. It's true, actually, I have several)
This cousin is a devoted Christian. The other day he asks on Facebook,
"How do you know if your dog accepts Christ?"
I kindly wrote him back that "the only way to know for sure is this:..."
I don't think he appreciated it.
If your looking for me, I'll be in confession and most likely sentenced to 52 "Hail Mary's" and 48 "Our Father's" for posting this...
by the way, my dog is still not impressed with me about the wig thing....still (he's such a grudge holder!)