A Few Alternatives for FML

You know when you are having one of those days, you know, the ones where you'd like to put FML (F*#@ my life) as your facebook status.  But of course, you don't, because only f*&%in idiots put that as their facebook statuses.

I really don't like the whole FML thing....yes, I'm sure that some of you have pretty shitty lives sometimes, but really...FML?!

I've decided there are a few better acronyms, you know, ones that wouldn't irritate me as much as FML.

TIR - Today is Retarded
WOD - Waste of a Day
(Generic...but superior to FML)

IAE - Idiots are Everywhere (really, that about sums up everyday that I'm pissed off...them freakin' idiots...- Although quick sidenote...I once knew this girl named Pam who said that everytime that she ran into someone who was thoroughly irritating her with their stupidity, she reminded herself, that there would always be someone around to pump her gas...try it, it can add a surprising amount of joy to an otherwise annoying situation.)

GDW - God Damned Wal-Mart (Also another reason I am frequently irritated....how the F#@* do you run out of booster seats....I mean really...I doubt that they flew off the shelves that fast...I swear if it wasn't for Ted the greeter {best greeter ever!} I'd seldom visit.)

HFH- Hangover from Hell - Also a rather popular reason for people to be down about their lives. (I'm hoping that this will be the case Saturday morning)

IDS- I'm a Dirty Slut - (well not me!!  But quite frequently that's why some girl has added FML to her facebook....well if you weren't such a tramp, your boyfriend wouldn't have dumped you....just tell us the truth...with a simple, yet effective IDS)

And as for me, well I don't think anyone could decipher the
SDDTDNEMAC
(Shitty day due to my dog nearly eating my aunt's cat)

Whats your new acronym....and what does it mean?