As some of you may know, it's Movember.
Basically, during Movember, men grow their facial hair to raise money. Really, it's a genius idea, far better than the 30 hour famine...I mean did you actually know anyone who truly didn't eat for 30 hours?! (and besides they let you have juice...I understand the whole theory, just that it's incredibly flawed to expect a 12 year old to do those things....although truth be told, I never did it, my mom wouldn't let me :(
Anyways, back to moustaches. Since I am so damn helpful, I thought I'd throw a few possibilities out there for you guys participating...or just if you feel like letting it grow.
First off, there's the classic Tom Selleck....really it's best worn by Tom Selleck or men over 50, but go ahead, be daring....
Really?! This barely even counts as facial hair....what are you 12? Grow something a little more substantial...if only for Movember!
Next up we've got the porn star. Apparently that's the name of it...who knew?
Myself, I'm not partial to this one...
It's a little too "look at me"..yet not fully committed...
(See, I told you I'd save his odd moustache for another rant)
But, if you really want the ladies to take notice (believe me, they'll notice you all right!),
the Snidely is for you.
The Snidely?
Oh....yes, have you not heard of the Snidely?
Well, Snidely Whiplash...the most famous villain....(OK...the most famous villain on Rocky and Bullwinkle, although Natasha gave him a run for his money on evilness.)
Here it is...the piece de resistance....(you must read that in a hoighty toighty french accent...or it just doesn't sound right!)
What?! You don't think that The Snidely is "look at me" enough for you...
well, there is always this:
Yes, I know that I've completely neglected the hutterite, the mutton chops, the mountain man, the goatee, the soul patch and several others...we'll see...maybe next week!
So...what's your fave?
