Thursday, October 27, 2011

How To Get All The Hot Bitches

So now that I'm back in action so to speak... (that and my newest munchkin is a fan of I get to peruse some of my fave blogs once again.)

I wandered over to I didn't do it  ...seriously...if you don't laugh at the whole basic electronics symbols pic, you just don't get my sense of humour...
On his post a week or two back (Oct. 12) he links up to a company that makes wigs for dogs.

(Go to his website to check it out...yes, I'm forcing you over the picture of a pug in a wig is PRICELESS.)  - I know you want to check it out.

Anyways, it got me to thinking about my own dog.  He's a good looking hound dog/border collie cross.  Although most people ask if he is some sort of giant beagle (I kid you not, in fact he's starting to get embarrassed that people think he's a beagle...or at least I imagine he would be embarrassed if that sort of thing bothered him.)

Once I started pondering what he was thinking, the thoughts were endless.  He is starting to go a little grey...maybe he wants a wig.

I bet he's starting to notice that all the hot bitches (totally allowed to refer to female dogs as's politically correct...look it up) are thinking he's too old for them.  So perhaps I should invest in a wig...although I'm not sure if I should go for something natural...or perhaps something a little more "look at me"....

look at the embarrassment...
he flat out refused to look me in the eye.

He actually closed his eyes when I took a picture of him head on....


it's almost like he's saying "God, I hope the hot bitches don't recognize me."

OK...maybe a dog wig isn't such a hot idea.

P.S.  That is my actual dog and the shame is palpable.


  1. I'm pretty sure the embarrassment is because when he said "green and curly" he was thinking a little more Ramona Flowers and a little less "Heath Ledger's Joker." Seriously, have you no taste?

  2. Hahahahah..... so funny. Poor baby, how you pick on him. Seriously, he looks like such a sweetheart.

  3. Haha, this is hilarious. I don't know how I got to finding this blog in the internet but it sure took me somewhere I would laugh my head off, literally. Well I have, and keep writing funny blogs or whatever. XD makes someones day haa