That's right, he just flat out didn't exist. (Not technically, we're talking in the 'omigod he's the cutest 12 year old boy with a girly hair-do' kind of way).
Some girl in godknowswhere has decided she's over her Justin Beiber obsession. you can check it out if you want. But thats the gist of 'er....she rips down a Beiber poster.
Then all the crazies come out of the woodwork....as you'll see here in 3.....2.....1.....
Feel free to fast forward to the 0:35 mark, so you can catch the whole wine bottle in the face thing. Whaaaat....I don't think she's old enough to be throwin' wine bottles!?!?
We didn't have Justin Beiber we had....Jonathan Taylor Thomas
That's right, also, the Internet was a rather new thing, so I couldn't post myself ripping down his poster....which truthfully I never had. Although I did have a New Kids on The Block backpack, which my mother made me use the next year in school even though they weren't cool anymore. (A punishment far worse than "cork and all" wine bottles...well unless you are over 18, then being cool at school doesn't necessarily hold the same importance.)
Just a quick sidenote, I think this girl is going to be in my nightmares tonight.
It is this exact crap that makes me want to rewind the clock to when you could have a Popeye's fake cigarette candy and nobody thought twice about it....yeah...back in 1987 (give or take 5 years). You know what would've happened then...someone would've called up ol' "cork and all's" mom and told her that she should keep an eye on her kid. Then "cork and all" would've apologized for this tomfoolery...(also a word I've been waiting to use...that's right....enough of this tomfoolery...back to work!)
p.s. For all you crazy Beiber Stalkers...I do not know him or own any posters. sorry.
and I'm totally using "cork and all" as my new nickname for those crazy biotches that I run across.
p.p.s I've purposely misspelled Beiber's name to drive everyone crazy!
