My house has been invaded but the flu bug. The pukey, crappy flu. Luckily the newest addition and I managed to not contract this illness, but the other two did.
The Truth About Puke:
No matter how much you hope, wish, and say "don't puke on the carpet," you child will undoubtedly puke on the carpet.
No matter how hard you try to "catch" puke, it is relatively impossible....infact, it'a a lose/lose situation. Even if you win and manage to "catch" the puke, you are still in fact holding puke.
No matter how close you are to the toilet and/or puke pail, not all of it will end up in said catching device. In fact, if carpet is anywhere near, the puke will end up there instead.
Do not trust your child when they claim they are feeling "a bit" better. Keep them off the carpet. Round 2 will start soon enough.
Puke is nasty.
I'm off for round 2 of disinfecting.
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Monday, November 21, 2011
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
A Few Alternatives For FML 2
That's right....
it's that time again. You know, where you have one of those days and truthfully it's a little like an FML
(F%#@ my life) but you just despise the term.
And if it sounds like a familiar blog topic...it is you can read FML Alernatives 1 here.
My main complaint is how melodramatic it is...and vague to boot.
9 times out of 10 (who am I kidding...more like 10 out of 10- on my fb anyways) people use it to turn some trivial matter into a big deal...but how am I to know??? Because FML is so vague, I don't even know why you're using it!
I mean, I have no idea if you are having a shitty day because your cat died, in which case, I offer my condolences or if Wal-Mart is temporarily out of Doritos so you failed to pick up your favorite flavor.
You see...FML is just too damn vague.
I need people to be more specific....and quite honestly, a little less drama would be ok too. (Although, quick sidenote...if you're on my facebook and you the avid FML user...don't quit altogether...it provides me hours of enjoyment especially the FML: I'd like to thank my mother and sister for being complete bitches...I mean really that provided me with a good laugh for the better part of a month...)
and here are a few for the rest of you fml over users.
INMA - I need more attention....Obviously you do...that is why you use fml like it's going out of style (which hopefully it is.)
LAM - Look at me - really just a variation on the above.
and I still stand by the IDS.
Here are few more FML alternatives for the time being...which probably can cover most parental issues and definitely sum up my last few weeks.
PQP - Please quit puking....this one needs no explanation.
INMS - I need more sleep. Yep...I think this one works for pretty much everyone. Usually when you're pissy with the world, you could use a good nap.
NBL - Nothing but Laundry. What are you doing today? Considering I had a kid up puking and coughing and potty training. I'll be doing NBL. (That was my Saturday. ....seriously)
MFPECGTH - Mother F%$#ing pink eye can go to hell. Once again...self explanatory...and if I figure out which mom keeps sending their little angel to school with pink eye, I'm going to come unglued.
So there you go...Just in case you are feeling a little adventurous from your regular FML usage...or even if you've never used the acronym...much like myself.
What is your new acronym...and what does it mean?
it's that time again. You know, where you have one of those days and truthfully it's a little like an FML
(F%#@ my life) but you just despise the term.
And if it sounds like a familiar blog topic...it is you can read FML Alernatives 1 here.
My main complaint is how melodramatic it is...and vague to boot.
9 times out of 10 (who am I kidding...more like 10 out of 10- on my fb anyways) people use it to turn some trivial matter into a big deal...but how am I to know??? Because FML is so vague, I don't even know why you're using it!
I mean, I have no idea if you are having a shitty day because your cat died, in which case, I offer my condolences or if Wal-Mart is temporarily out of Doritos so you failed to pick up your favorite flavor.
You see...FML is just too damn vague.
I need people to be more specific....and quite honestly, a little less drama would be ok too. (Although, quick sidenote...if you're on my facebook and you the avid FML user...don't quit altogether...it provides me hours of enjoyment especially the FML: I'd like to thank my mother and sister for being complete bitches...I mean really that provided me with a good laugh for the better part of a month...)
and here are a few for the rest of you fml over users.
INMA - I need more attention....Obviously you do...that is why you use fml like it's going out of style (which hopefully it is.)
LAM - Look at me - really just a variation on the above.
and I still stand by the IDS.
Here are few more FML alternatives for the time being...which probably can cover most parental issues and definitely sum up my last few weeks.
PQP - Please quit puking....this one needs no explanation.
INMS - I need more sleep. Yep...I think this one works for pretty much everyone. Usually when you're pissy with the world, you could use a good nap.
NBL - Nothing but Laundry. What are you doing today? Considering I had a kid up puking and coughing and potty training. I'll be doing NBL. (That was my Saturday. ....seriously)
MFPECGTH - Mother F%$#ing pink eye can go to hell. Once again...self explanatory...and if I figure out which mom keeps sending their little angel to school with pink eye, I'm going to come unglued.
So there you go...Just in case you are feeling a little adventurous from your regular FML usage...or even if you've never used the acronym...much like myself.
What is your new acronym...and what does it mean?
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