What do Canadians wear? Really!?...what is it...12 year olds questioning the Google gods? Ok...well once our igloos melt, we don't often wear our parkas (unless we're homeless.) Yes, we wear winter coats...in the winter...and shorts in the summer, except for my husband, who never wears shorts and always wears atleast one long sleeve shirt, but he's cold blooded...(I'm sure) so yeah..he doesn't count. Other than that, I'm not sure what you were looking for...."gawd, we'd never were synthetics, spandex, or animal prints"...yeah right...
What do Canadians think of their healthcare? I think its great...Well I hate waiting for a month and a half to see my doctor...but thats my choice. I could pick from the others....but I'd rather wait.(See...this is me being polite...I could ramble on about all sorts of professional indiscretions...but where would that get me? waiting for 3 months probably.) On the flip side though its free...and yes...I can stay in the hospital for a week...and walk out without a bill.
What do Canadians call Canadian Bacon? It depends...We call bacon...bacon...and I think that what you refer to as Canadian Bacon, we call back bacon...or ham. How do I know this....A) I'm a genius and B) I worked at Smitty's (a breakfast chain) for several years. Yeah...you say "Canadian bacon"...we say...."You must be an American....Can I refill your coffee?"
What do Canadians speak? Gee thats a tough one. At first, I thought I spoke Canadianese...but it turns out that its English......and technically French too...we are bilingual (and so am I...although I use the word bilingual loosely...very loosely.) Unless you go to Hongcouver...where I think that more people speak Chinese. Or out east...where the Easterners roam...and half the time I can't understand them either.....and if you are one of those easterners: Now luh, da arse is gone right out of er. What you don't understand?!?!?...me either. But you can look up newfie talk here if you would like to know....but its something or other about the economy.
HAPPY CANADA DAY!
*And just in case you are wondering, I don't eat seal and I don't kill helpless baby seals....you'll have to talk to the newfies aboot that crap. Oh...and I never say aboot...only newfies do...and me...when I make fun of newfies.