I know what you are all thinking...How is that possible?! A girl as stylish (haha) and trendy (even funnier) as you? You've lived there most of your life?
Well it's true. I don't fit in this time of year....and it has nothing to do with being stylish or trendy.
The other day on the playground I overheard this conversation (and don't be giving me the side eye about eavesdropping, they were yelling across the playground.)
"So, did you get something today?"
Naturally, I assume that something is an order....because around here they are weekly happenings....you know an order for tupperware, sex toys (if you live around Calgary...here's the best party to get and she's one of my regular peeps on here...so maybe you can talk her into divulging her nickname), or scrapbooking supplies. Yes, that's what The Real Housewives of Western Canada do.
But no, they weren't talking about sandwich containers, embossing powder, or glow in the dark lubricants.
Here was the answer shouted across the playground
"Yeah, I got myself a nice Whitetail mule-ly"
Here....all I can think about is poor Bambi....
I sulk over to the other side of the playground so that I don't have to hear the play by play of the murder....or see pictures.
I'm not a hunter...or really outdoorswoman-y (ha...that's putting it mildly),
Yet plenty of the girls around town are...and there are no less than 3 pictures of ladies with their dead deer on my facebook page at any given time during hunting season. Truthfully, I never know when hunting season is...until the pictures start popping up.
What goes on around where you live that you just can't get on board with?