So, apparently this is the hot goss.
If you don't have the patience to watch it, it's basically about an 11 year old boy farting on the school bus. Then he got detention over it. He thought it was funny, what 11 year old boy doesn't?....wait a second....what man at any age doesn't find that amusing...don't ask me why, it must be something hardwired into men's DNA.
Really?! Detention for just farting, I mean when I was 11 I think there were a few boys who tried to fart along to Jingle Bells...I'm not kidding (and no, they didn't get detention.) This poor kid doesn't even have any real "talent" to his farting...and he's still in trouble.
Obviously they missed that episode of Oprah. You know, the one with Dr. Oz where he said that everybody passes gas something like 14 times a DAY.
Apparently this is what PASSES for news around there. (haha...I know, I crack myself up too!)