Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Sometimes Its Good To Be The Last To Know

Ok....I'm officially out of the loop.

I'm always the last to know. When the local restaurateur left his family and decided to bat for the other team, I was the last to know. When the big oil spill happened, my father-in-law asked me about it and I had no clue. So it isn't surprising that when I checked out the top searched for things today on google, I had no idea what any of them were.(...ok...I knew one....the student loans was a little obvious.)

So here...we are going to do a little experiment and see just what it is that I don't know about....


1. Steven Hill....who????...great now I must google this...

fan-f'in-tastic...I figured out who he is and now I wish I didn't know. Let me sum it up for you....ALLEGED murderer and porn star. See what I mean..... I wish I didn't know.

2. van der sloot.....hmmm...might be exciting...sounds exotic....I will check it out and let you know....

seriously....yet another murderer....

this is getting depressing....yet I push on.

3. Stephany Flores Ramirez.....

ok...#2 apparently murdered #3..... good lord....does no one search for bunnies.

4. Bill Austin Kez Cancer ..... I don't like the sounds of this, but it can't be worse than the first 3.....right?

Apparently poor Bill passed away and was a radio host on KEZ....(wherever that is.)

5. Jordan Vandersloot - I'm not even searching it, because I'm pretty sure that is 2's first name....if I'm wrong, let me know.

(Actually don't let me know....unless he is raising baby kittens to donate to needy cat lovers and wears an eclectic garment the color of rainbows.)

6. Paramore photo leak - Well I know what Paramore is....a band....right? So I'm willing to bet its naked photos, otherwise why would everyone be all worked up about it....

yep....I swear I'm part psychic....Miss Cleo's here I come.(I doubt I could be worse than Miss Cleo...although a white chick in that get up can hardly be taken seriously....and now that I think about it, I don't take her seriously either.)

7. Debralee Lorenzana - I haven't a clue....surprise surprise.

woo hoo...finally something not related to death.... She was fired from Citibank for being too hot....I hear ya girl...happens to the best of us....or maybe it would if I ever had a job I could be fired from.(although once my dad fired me....long story...but it wasn't because I was too hot....he mumbled something about being lazy...but really, if he would have paid me beats the lazy right out of me.)

Obviously Citibank is for uglies...I can hear people closing their accounts right now.

8. Q'orianka Kilcher - too tricky to spell to be a porn lets see....hmmm

ha ha...she tied herself to the Whitehouse fence and subsequently got arrested....and you know why her name sounded familiar...she played Pocahontas in "The New World" know the one with Colin Farrell in it. ( you probably don't know...because lets be was boring...a lot of music and trying to teach her to speak.)

9. Student - actually the only self-explanatory one on there.

10. Natalee Holloway - this one ties in with #2, #3, and #5. :(

It's true, I am out of the loop....but I think I prefer it that way.

Does anybody look up fun trampolines, and rainbows, sunshine, crayons, and bunnies????

Apparently not.


  1. Oh, and Q'orianka Kilcher is Jewel's (the folk singer) cousin.

    That Vandersloot thing is pretty wacky. He is suspected of killing Natalie Holloway on May 30, 2005 and not suspected of killing this Flores chick on May 30, 2010. Really bizzarre.

  2. I'm usually out of the loop too... i hate watching the news because it just pisses me off.

    Great post!